Anonymous asked:
"I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?"

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

thequeenofgleeks:

crisskatbar:

dirtycute:

ask darren criss for directions to a place and he will probably give you a 4 page essay with works cited and everything

Including the reason why every road is named what it is.

and an in-depth history of your destination

british-oswald:

Peter Capaldi’s words of wisdom 

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Track Title: Hey Jude

Artist: Glee Cast

Album: Glee Sings The Beatles

Hey Jude (Glee Cast Version)